Tim's Art Page

Okay, so let's start this off nice and easy. Why start with Tarzan? I just wanted it as the cover picture for this blog - it's nice and colourful. Now, where...

Oh god, here we go again. It's blog time again people; brace yourselves for another 3 minutes of badly spelt typo filled nonsense from me. If writing a blog...

It's another joke - I had a tooth removed and now I have a hole in my gum. It's funny 'cos I taste blood when I accidently lick it. That's not funny is it? ...

Or half a chance? Get it? It's a joke. I started with a joke. No you shut up. It was funny. Funny ish? Okay it wasn't funny. But at least I tried. Anyway, h...

Okay, so this is an art blog of sorts and I am doing my very best to try and write a little something every week to keep you all up to date with my artistic ...

Okay, so the title is not a great start. I know, you're thinking that it's fine. You're thinking the little dash doesn't make any sense but that's okay. Ma...

It's an art pun. Barely an art pun but still an art pun. It's the proper name for a sheet of paper (page refers to one side of a leaf). I can do jokes! Anyw...

Ha! So much for keeping this blog up weekly eh? Anyway, it's been a tumultuous few weeks since my last confession and I am making my illustrious (or illustra...

Your post begins here, that's what it says just on this line just before I start typing. It would be quite poetic if it was true. But my post doesn't start h...

Hello again. It's blog time once again! And a special hello to those of you who survived the coming apocalypse and are desperate enough for digital media to...

Blog post part 2 it is! Okay, I'll keep this brief but this is just a quick reminder that I will be selling my books Zombie Ted 1 & 2 next Saturday (2nd of J...

Aloha! This brief little note is my first official blog on this site. Now, I am reasonably certain no one is reading this (I've seen the analytics of this si...